Did The Earth Move?

Originally Posted by BroomHilda

There is damage from the space alien anal probe to this one, his math is off in the age thingy. Does not look a day under 66 though

You are just not being fair. He has spent thousands of years coming & going to & from Uranus in a cryogenic state. You have to realise that he has aged differently to normal humans. He ages in Uranus time. It is a bit like being stuffed into a sardine can with a probe from Uranus & being fired into deep space. It isn't surprising his maths is a bit off. You have to factor in the brain decay after being suspended & probed at faster than shite, sorry light velocities to Uranus!

[marabod]

You mean, Mickey, we have a case of a person cryogenically freezing himself from time to time like Dr. Evil? In this case I have to clarify that Dr Evil (aka Dr Victorian) still remains unaccessible, so we are only dealing with Mr Bigglesworth.

[BroomHilda]

Originally Posted by MickeyFinn

You are just not being fair. He has spent thousands of years coming & going to & from Uranus in a cryogenic state. You have to realise that he has aged differently to normal humans. He ages in Uranus time. It is a bit like being stuffed into a sardine can with a probe from Uranus & being fired into deep space. It isn't surprising his maths is a bit off. You have to factor in the brain decay after being suspended & probed at faster than shite, sorry light velocities to Uranus!

Mickey Dahling, You are correct, I have not been fair to the dodgy geezer in comparing his age to that of a human's age. For it is well known among the astral (I have just been informed ) that he is devoid of anything human & he is actually older than dirt...& smells like it too! His current mission on planet earth is to prove his whining abilities & confiscate as much Preparation H ointment as possible as he finds it rather soothing up his...er...Uranus residents enjoy the stuff on bacon/sardine flavored crisps & how well it lubes their probes for maximum speed of reinsertion ad lib...

[VeraLynn]

Originally Posted by BroomHilda

Aha! He doth not telleth the truth. For he too is no spring chicken but surely a member of the Ol' Crow Society. Kissing 50's, not looking a day under 66...

No, he does not telleth the truth. Just as he claims he did not give me "two months" until something bad happens to me in one of his rants. I didn't have enough time to go through all the posts about me to find this. Someone else did it for me and told me they had to read through over 50 posts where he mentions me to find it.

Hmmm....maybe "Herbert" is right and he has downloaded my picture from the other site for his blow up doll! I need to tell him that image is copyrighted now, so he must get my permission to use it, as well as compensating me for it's use...

"For she will see in perhaps two months time, I know not when. For let it be 'The Lap of the Gods' that they decide and not me. For it is their minds that I speak these words, as it is their will that they show my worthiness to them. For it is written, that they will not let me fall. Not in my words or the poison that Swalli has to give, but for righteousness and truth. That it will be done! So I go a while....alas it cometh..within two months. For you shall see that I speak the truth...for the integrity of what I have written, that it may be immortalized in the depths of your heart. For I say TRUTH!"

Originally Posted by VeraLynn

No, he does not telleth the truth. Just as he claims he did not give me "two months" until something bad happens to me in one of his rants. I didn't have enough time to go through all the posts about me to find this. Someone else did it for me and told me they had to read through over 50 posts where he mentions me to find it.

Hmmm....maybe "Herbert" is right and he has downloaded my picture from the other site for his blow up doll! I need to tell him that image is copyrighted now, so he must get my permission to use it, as well as compensating me for it's use...

"For she will see in perhaps two months time, I know not when. For let it be 'The Lap of the Gods' that they decide and not me. For it is their minds that I speak these words, as it is their will that they show my worthiness to them. For it is written, that they will not let me fall. Not in my words or the poison that Swalli has to give, but for righteousness and truth. That it will be done! So I go a while....alas it cometh..within two months. For you shall see that I speak the truth...for the integrity of what I have written, that it may be immortalized in the depths of your heart. For I say TRUTH!"

For he will see, I know not when, even though he is Uranian royalty & has a septic ball ... righteousness & the world will know that he is just by his own admission ....

'A TOOL'

[monsterkid]

Seems like I need to reiterate a previous post:
Well,
If y’all want to squabble then y’all are going to squabble, it’s actually quite entertaining reading in a surreal sort of way. But please be respectful of the site regulations, particularly:
This forum is open to people with a range of beliefs and standpoints, from believers to utter sceptics. That's great. That means fun and heated discussion. However, it doesn't mean you can attack others for their beliefs. Personal attacks and flaming will not be tolerated.

Play nicely guys and gals.

[Spoicien]

In the Neanderthal Paralax, the earth is populated by a soceity of gender segregated bisexual Neanderthals, who havent fought a war in thousands of years, live in harmony with nature, and who live under a world government that is 50 utopian, and 50 orwellian. What if the Race invaded them?