The Girl With Elf Ears

[VeraLynn]

Originally Posted by BroomHilda

Yes, the ears are my best bet too. Wonder what a person with elf ears will think when at 50ish after things start going south anyway. The tip on them flaps probably droop some too, don't cha think?

Lol! Most definitely! Don't our ears keep growing as we age, too? She could end up looking like Dumbo...

[VeraLynn]

Originally Posted by BroomHilda

They make you take the piercing jewelry out, but with that many, they would probably just say forget it. Oh the microwave must give em' such a zap. Methinks the probed one rather enjoys the zappification them alien electrodes cause. It also delivers the extra elemental air rush needed to inflate that blow up Doll companion probey lugs around, so sayeth the crystal balleth...

I gotteth a looketh at gopher's bloweth uppeth doll...lol! Not a prettyeth sight!

[BroomHilda]

Originally Posted by MickeyFinn

It's all very well for you to mock but unless you have Uranian physiology human women can't travel to Alpha Centauri or Uranus & back without exploding (& you wouldn't want Uranus to explode would you?). Unfortunately the only women allowed on Uranus are inflatable. This is because they can be deflated for the enormous acceleration it takes to get to Uranus. Once they have reached Uranus they can of course be re-inflated.


You have to be careful with the probes to Uranus though one wrong move & it could be a potential disaster!

Exit only, No entry...Him liketh to be called Ram-Rod, by his inflatable dolleth....pop goes the rhoid

[BroomHilda]

Originally Posted by VeraLynn

Lol! Most definitely! Don't our ears keep growing as we age, too? She could end up looking like Dumbo...

She would make a lovely partner with Goph, 2 Dumbos crusing the Astral

[BroomHilda]

Originally Posted by VeraLynn

I gotteth a looketh at gopher's bloweth uppeth doll...lol! Not a prettyeth sight!

http://www.bibi.org/box/2005/maio/Alien_Love_Doll.jpg

Hope her ears are pointed. That will be the ONLY action Goph gets. His once pointeth stuffeth tis flaccideth no doubt..Tis why he is a relentless grumpeth.

Originally Posted by BroomHilda

Hope her ears are pointed. That will be the ONLY action Goph gets. His once pointeth stuffeth tis flaccideth no doubt..Tis why he is a relentless grumpeth.

"Verily, forsooth I am the walrus & woe is me. It starteth, farteth andeth endeth. I am frometh Uranus: Verily I am an tool."



I am getting this message from a certain Mr Gopher on the astral plane. It seems to be accompanied by much whining & complaining. I am not sure what it means. I wonder if you could enlighten me on this Broomhilda? I know you have had much experience on messages on the astral plane. I have a feeling that the aforementioned Mr Gopher is travelling to Uranus .

[BroomHilda]

Originally Posted by MickeyFinn

"Verily, forsooth I am the walrus & woe is me. It starteth, farteth andeth endeth. I am frometh Uranus: Verily I am an tool."



I am getting this message from a certain Mr Gopher on the astral plane. It seems to be accompanied by much whining & complaining. I am not sure what it means. I wonder if you could enlighten me on this Broomhilda? I know you have had much experience on messages on the astral plane. I have a feeling that the aforementioned Mr Gopher is travelling to Uranus .

Mickey, my hag girdle is on a roll from these constant belly laughs you provide, Bless you my dear! Now for this Gopher azz, I mean the astral plane Gopher I see him haseth a big gap in Uranus as he travels at accelerated speeds full throttle manifesting sonic BOOM rips in city of Crack-ola. Its a little place just round Brown eyed way.. Seems theres been an outbreak of inflammatory processes near the area where nutzsack avenue should be. Astral reports there is troll infestation of one particular big fat headed Gopher who whines & complains more than a sailor with clap whos inflatable doll is refusing to let him in that underground Gopher hole.. The witches in his head have gone on a haunt fest & he is frustrated that despite his dislike for old farts, he is one too, & the only ones who give him the time of day are the same old farts he loves to hate...plus he probably could use a saffron & turpentine enema

[dream-meaning]

this is just ugly. i can understand why she regret it. but she can always hide it behind her hair.

[GishPixy]

I think they look lovely actually, if my ears were like that naturally i'd show them always.