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23-01-2009, 07:34 PM
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The Salesman's Nightmare
Well....it was one of those days, when the girlfriend refused to get into my Fiesta 'works car'
 Having been spoilt by pure luxury, picking her up in my BMW everyday, she said the smell was indiscribable (not that I have noticed)  As a tear subsided, after I recalled memories, of the cars long prestigious days, having been waxed by it's previous owner, I had decided that my 2002 car had long had it's day. Amidst the half chewed cobs, biscuits and other disembodied snacks that lay desolate on it's speckled carpet, parking tickets lay flurried and decomposed amidst customers addresses on bits of paper that adjourned both dashboard and pauper's feet. Any incubation of livestock accumulating from the back seats, would soon be terminated as 'georgek' was now looking for a new Fiesta.  Picking up the 'dog and bone' once more to enquire about scrupulous lavishments of car 'decors' displayed on Auto Trader, the decisive investment was abruptly concluded by the owners with a delicacy of words ending with a six letter vocabulary. Which gave 'georgek' no further choice but to venture to Sandicliffe Garage. Straight away, the salesman remembered him from five years ago. (I reminded him of his medication.) As 'georgek', was not a man to be requisitioned, he set his exquisite taste on a 2006 Fiesta in bright red in the forecourt. By this time he had consumed at least two cups of the managers coffee.  He could tell that the salesman was fast becoming 'wan' as slight deposits of frostbite was starting to form on the salesman's nose, as 'georgek' was to dissolve any false virtue of his success. Already he had been offered £1500 for his old car, as it was time to cut further into the man's feeble commission. As £6500 was what he was asking, it was about time 'georgek' was offered another coffee, as neither beast or nobleman's son was going to give in after 90 minutes of figure tweaking!  Contemplating a moment to sign, such injurious feats I had not seen since Herbert walked in with his pushbike, only to walk out sucking bubblegum with a boot up his rump. Such preclusions had not been done with such fine a wist, since his bike clips went missing. As indeed, I was up against cunning! Hardly a moment for haste, as I am to return to drop the price down further. (Lest he buys more pills) Hmmmm........ 
Last edited by georgek; 23-01-2009 at 08:47 PM. 
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24-01-2009, 10:28 PM
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LOL That brought back memories when Hubby and I had our dealings with the dreaded car salesman.
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24-01-2009, 11:33 PM
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Hi Bitterbuck...my friend!
How are you? Nice to have have someone decent to talk to  If you are wondering 'what's up' with the lizard avatar, I have just been talking to David Icke anti reptilites. At this current rate, my topic is being 'bombarded' with one anti reptilian email every minute. Aparantly a race of reptilian aliens entered Egypt thousands of years ago from Mars, and have now taken over The White House. Check out ' Percular Persons' on this forum later on....as I will be writing...LOL (hmm...I thought I should alter my avatar, as I may be one) Just hope we don't get invaded by David Icke and his gang, or Chrisnurse will be using his cyper tippex erasing the swear words...  The site seems to have already collapsed because of traffic...I could wrong. George
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25-01-2009, 06:12 AM
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Hi George.
So the new President is of Reptilian Ancestry? As you'll read in the post of David Icke, it is very hard for me to get my mind around a reptilian species. Correct me if I'm wrong, this species can morph from human to reptilian? To say the least it is an interesting subject. Still need to look further into this theory.
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25-01-2009, 06:19 PM
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LOL...I have suspected Chris for a long time. I think there will be a few identities coming 'out of the cupboard'...LOL George
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16-09-2009, 01:30 PM
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LOL more pills
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