World hurricane scare

[marabod]

It becomes apparent, that in view of Global Warming the planet is facing the new scare - Carribean tropical storms, which threaten to develop into the hurricanes of unseen before destructive power.

I was reading some psychics reports about the ability of an average Carribean hurricane to turn into a devastating twister, capable to travel for a continuous time around the area, devastating all in its way. These new type hurricanes may be innocently formed in around some Bermuda Triangle (thanx, Fester) and then circulate in the area, reaching as far as Florida, then turning to devastate New Orleans, then turning inland and destroying Texas, from where they go to California and thus start to threaten Pacific areas up to Japan, competing with previously common local typhoons.

That is not all! Some outstanding hurricanes, formed in Carribean, are now capable to invade the entire Atlantics and spread North, threatening not only Maine and NYC, but also Canadian coast, where they leave human feet on the shores, and expand as far as Greenland and Alaska. It is also expected one of these monsters, born during this year hurricane season, to turn to United Kingdom and penetrate the island of Great Britain as deep as Nottingham.

If you have any influence on your government (even if you are just screwing a daughter of some local MP), please, I appeal - use this your influence to force your government to adhere to Kioto Protocol and reduce carbon dioxide and methane emissions. First stage to this is to ban all vegetarian foods, specially from the fast food outlets - this applies to such countries as UK first of all. Vegetables in the stomach form methane gas, which is the strongest contributor to the greenhouse effect, and is directly responsible for the climate change, causing not only El Nino, but also La Nino, which form the hurricanes in Carribean sea.

Think of your planet! Be alerted! Be prepared!

[Morrolan e'Drien]

It appears to me that hurricanes are forming faster as well. It could be my imagination, but just after they are reported tropical storms then bloom immediately into hurricanes and stalk the coasts that much faster.

I thought it was to do with the prongoloids from Uranus.